The Breeding Bull |
A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says " This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked a little further and see another pen with a sign that says, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hits her husband and says "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walk further and a third pen has a bull with a sign saying, "This Bull mated 365 times last year." The wife gets really excited and says "That's once a day!" "You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looks at her and says "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow." |
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