The Conversation |
A senior couple pulls into a gas station: Attendant: "How may I help you?" Old Man: "Please fill it up." Old Lady: "What did he say?" Old Man [yelling]: "He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up." Attendant: "So, where are you heading?" Old Man: "To Chicago to see our Grandchildren." Old Lady: "What did he say?" Old Man [yelling]: "He asked where we're going. I told him w're going to see the Grand kids." Attendant: "It sure is a nice day for a drive." Old Man: "Yes, it's been quite pleasant." Old Lady : "What did he say?" Old Man: "He said its good weather." Attendant: "Where are you coming from?" Old Man: "We started our trip from Pittsburgh." Old Lady: "What did he say?" Old Man: "He asked where we're from and I said Pittsburgh." Attendant: "I dated a girl from Pittsburgh once. She wouldn't shut up and was lousy in bed." Old lady: "What did he say?" Old Man: "He says he knows you." |
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