A senior couple pulls into a gas station:

Attendant: "How may I help you?"

Old Man: "Please fill it up."

Old Lady: "What did he say?"

Old Man [yelling]: "He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up."

Attendant: "So, where are you heading?"

Old Man: "To Chicago to see our Grandchildren."

Old Lady: "What did he say?"

Old Man [yelling]: "He asked where we're going. I told him w're going to see the Grand kids."

Attendant: "It sure is a nice day for a drive."

Old Man: "Yes, it's been quite pleasant."

Old Lady : "What did he say?"

Old Man: "He said its good weather."

Attendant: "Where are you coming from?"

Old Man: "We started our trip from Pittsburgh."

Old Lady: "What did he say?"

Old Man: "He asked where we're from and I said Pittsburgh."

Attendant: "I dated a girl from Pittsburgh once. She wouldn't shut up and was lousy in bed."

Old lady: "What did he say?"

Old Man: "He says he knows you."