A new US Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

"Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sometimes the men have "urges." That's why we have the Molly. The Camel."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges." The camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges" and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with Molly. When he's done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",

"No not really, sir.. They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."