- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another?
- If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
- Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
- Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
- What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
- If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
- Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
- How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?
- How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
- Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
- If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
- Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?
- Can someone be a closet claustrophobic?
- How do you get off a non-stop flight?
- How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
- If you ate pasta and anti-pasta at the same time, would you still be hungry?
- If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
- If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
- Why do most countries have only one Monopolies Commission?
- Why are wrong numbers never busy?
- How can there be self-help "groups"?
- If it only takes one dollar a day to feed a child in Africa, why does it take two dollars a day to lose weight with Jenny Craig?
- Are there cemetery workers that don't work the graveyard shift?
- How can someone "draw a blank"?
- Is there another word for "synonym"?
- When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
- Why do skydivers wear helmets?
- Why do they report power outages on TV?
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
- If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
- When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
- If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
- Why is it called "after dark," when it is really "after light"?
- Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
- Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
- Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
- Why do "tugboats" push?
- Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
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