Here are the various Stages of Success:
At Age 4..................Success is........Not peeing in your pants.
At Age 12.................Success is........Having friends
At Age 15.................Success is........Having a Driver's License
At Age 20.................Success is........Having Sex
At Age 35.................Success is........Having money
At Age 50.................Success is........Having money
At Age 60.................Success is........Having Sex
At Age 70.................Success is........Having a Driver's License
At Age 75.................Success is........Having friends
At Age 80.................Success is........Not peeing your pants
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