WIFE: If I died would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not? Don't you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: She can't use them; she's left-handed.